Look Into My Eyes and I Can See Right Through You.

can i apologize in advance for basically everything i will ever do

Posted 12 hours ago With 531,806 notes

inhaftiert:

dutchster:

fat-amy-for-president:

albamentum:

drunktrophywife:

being a girl is really fucking expensive

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR YOUR DATES

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR OUR TAMPONS, PADS, ULTRA SOUNDS, PAP SMEARS, OB/GYN VISITS, BRAS, CLOTHES, MAKE UP, HAIR PRODUCTS TO GO ON DATES WITH FUCKERS LIKE YOU?

[cricket sounds]

god bless this

Posted 13 hours ago With 874,280 notes

trashypunkers:

Things I Need

  • good skin
  • $$$$$
  • a tall boy that will worship me and tell me i’m pretty 
  • 100 cats

Posted 14 hours ago With 238,446 notes

fstw:

shoutout to my mutuals that I don’t really talk to y’all still cool

Posted 14 hours ago With 235,152 notes